Chapter 8: High Technology, Low Living
Thousands of netizens who have benefited from the popular post "Collection of Survival Tips for Newbies" have come forward, uniformly copying and pasting the following:
He was drinking wine, eating shark meat skewers, and had an ample supply of hot water
Is Chen Changan the kind of person who is short on money
Chen Changan leaned back against the purified water barrel, smiling and saying
Having abandoned the strategy of entangling with a small number, Chen Changan has summoned the large number
Not long after, some peculiar accounts appeared in the trending posts, each of their words and actions containing a wealth of experience in stirring up trouble on Weibo
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Someone recalled a segment from the documentary "Sanhe Daxian," where a gentleman used a smartphone to make a payment by scanning a code, settling the fee for a wall-hanging underground hotel, which was fifteen yuan for one night
Some people also mockingly say: We were born without prospects; only entertainment can truly make us not want to die
No one understands the host better than I do! He is just bragging!
The fan army launched a surprise attack
When feeling at a loss, a comment from a netizen "Make America Great Again" felt particularly comforting and inspired the blonde man
No one understands boasting better than I do
Regardless of what it is, once it is adorned with the rare prefix, much like a figurine labeled as a limited edition, it does not matter whether its quality is higher; it will certainly be more expensive
Number of human survivors: 67,445,948,278,023,442,354
Unilateral news always lacks intensity
This person is nothing but a fraud
The confrontation and bickering have attracted even more onlookers to witness the spectacle
However, these individuals do not play by the rules and consistently provoke the blonde man
As the sensational news about the blonde man came to an end, countless netizens shifted their attention to other trending topics
The next second
The content is filled with various ostentatiousness and affectation, turning a simple matter into ten posts, with the comments below being a flurry of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
The more one explains, the more one conceals
He is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious
Durability: 60100
In the end, the blonde man still said with great pride:
It seems to resonate deeply, but unfortunately, this is where it ends
After the blonde man posted the system information of the bathtub boat, many of Chen Chang'an's alternate accounts fell silent. He then proceeded to @ each account that had previously mocked him in the comments, declaring:
The blonde man's recently calmed temper erupted once again, ready to confront and argue, only to discover an awkward truth.
What a good thing
This ship is not for sale
Ah, the nostalgia of the Weibo era, when internet trolls would provoke public figures; it was truly fascinating
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The blonde man posted his trading records in the thread, ostentatiously promoting his luxurious lifestyle
I have made up my mind about this ship; I say this, not even Jesus can keep it!
On the other side of the ocean, a blonde man wielding an accordion was so enraged that he nearly stomped the wooden raft apart, furiously arguing with these netizens
The onlookers, upon seeing numerous accounts turn into gray avatars, also lost interest, leaving comments such as "Yes, yes, yes, you win" before getting up and leaving.
Upon seeing the words "toilet," Chen Chang'an fell silent, his desire to speak overshadowed by tears that flowed first, internally lamenting:
The system information can be screenshot and posted on the forum, but the original poster did not provide the system information for the bathtub boat, which left Chen Changan quite displeased
The blond man opened the trading market, and the abundance of shark meat made him abandon the thought of selling sea turtles, yet for a moment, he was reluctant to part with the planting ship
As he was in a state of indecision, Chen Chang'an warmly delivered the final blow
"Arrogant one, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
Countered the netizens' remarks of "Do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?" with facts
Chen Changan packed five liters of hot water, fifty skewers of steaming shark kebabs, and the hard-earned wine, noting:
There is nothing left below
Your wife will definitely cheat after your death
Quality Triple Connection
Not only did it uncover drifting supplies, but it also hooked a large bathtub filled with soil
Just now, I saw a conceited person who actually claimed that with just a nod, he could travel back to Earth. I just want to ask you, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?
Agree to the transaction
Quality: White
Chen Changan turned off the secondary account, his tone devoid of any hint of jest, as he gazed at the system information of the planting ship and said solemnly
I announce that I have won the victory in this debate! Maga!
Beside him lay only the corpse of a large sea turtle and a planting vessel with great potential, yet of no immediate use.
Special Effect: Accelerates plant growth, doubling the growth rate of ordinary plants
No way, no way, could there really be someone who takes boasting as the truth
A system message was quickly received, indicating:
Large post
Only a minute had passed when he received the transaction request from the blonde man
Arrogant one, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?
As the main poster of the long-standing hot thread "Collection of Survival Experiences for Beginners," Chen Changan has retained hundreds of active fans with a consistently updated approach. After he published a new post for the first time, the number of views instantly surpassed 1,000
Only items of white grade or above, barter for goods
A small boat shaped like a bathtub suddenly appeared beside the wooden raft, and Chen Chang'an achieved his goal, exclaiming in admiration:
Old Bathtub Boat (Planting)
You always forget to bring toilet paper when you go to the restroom
Thus, they used this black technology of translucent light screens to browse the forum, pitying the stars far away in the sky, mocking the fallen dignitaries, admiring the warriors brave enough to hunt sharks, and reminiscing about the beauty of the Earth era that once was
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The remaining text is nothing but self-congratulatory boasting, such as "Make Humanity Great Again," "If I nod, we can return to Earth," and "I am truly exceptional"
Not only Chen Changan, but all of humanity, regardless of how noble or civilized they may be on Earth, upon entering the deep-sea world, no one uses paper, and everyone is an Indian
Netizens lie on a narrow, dirty, and dilapidated wooden raft, with nowhere to go and nothing to do
The sky is darkening, and dusk is rising
Description: A micro planting boat measuring 1.5m x 2m, transformed from a large women's bathtub, containing a substantial amount of soil
They are becoming increasingly hungry, yet refuse to seek food. Their parched lips and tongues emit no sound, as they indulge in the online world, pointing out the landscape and wielding authority, deriving immense satisfaction and a sense of achievement from the falsehoods.
Congratulations, you have obtained the old bathtub boat (planting)
"Arrogant one, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
He clicked on the trending searches, and the title of the post ranked first was "No one understands rare materials better than I do"
The blond man, his face flushed with anger, directly posted the system information obtained from the bathtub boat onto the forum
The lingering fragrance of Nangong Cuihua still remains on the wooden board
Die in this unprecedented oceanic apocalypse
He also doesn't have any paper
There are many food and water in the trading market
They are dead
Chen Changan provided a brief translation of the popular post, which essentially conveys that the original poster looks down upon dealing with weaker sharks (fearing to hunt sharks), relying on their ability to swim to explore the secrets of the deep sea (accidentally falling into the water). They happened to discover a large sea turtle beneath the surface (mistakenly perceived as food by the sea turtle) and lured it to the surface using fresh fish entrails (having to throw away all the food to divert the sea turtle's attention), ultimately killing it (backstabbing after feeding it). They happened to discover a large sea turtle beneath the surface (mistakenly perceived as food by the sea turtle) and lured it to the surface using fresh fish entrails (having to throw away all the food to divert the sea turtle's attention), ultimately killing it (backstabbing after feeding it)
Yes, this is the person - @ the account name of the blonde man